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I needed to write, to express myself through written language not only so that others might hear me but so that I could hear myself ― Gabor Mate
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Used Car Shopping: Middle East Edition
We were being driven out past rubble heaps and old trailers that looked like they belonged in a nuclear test site. The guy driving us,...
Mateo Zytkoskee
Feb 27, 20233 min read
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Treasure Hunting!
I'm a treasure hunter. Which means--as I imagine is the case for 99.9% of treasure hunters--failure more often than feeling the shovel...
Mateo Zytkoskee
Nov 1, 20223 min read
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The Nesto HyperMart
I'm a fan of deals. I hunt them and take great pride in telling the tales of my bargain related exploits. Therefore, you should know...
Mateo Zytkoskee
Sep 28, 20223 min read
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Extras
I’ve developed an odd habit lately—though, who knows, maybe you do it too. I watch the extras in shows and movies. As in, the actor whose...
Mateo Zytkoskee
Aug 2, 20223 min read
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Kohl's: A Rant
The actual cost at Kohl’s is not straight forward. It’s like a fish market in Dubai—you either know how it works or prepared to get . . .
Mateo Zytkoskee
Jan 27, 20212 min read
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Downward Spiral - A Coffee Tale
I’m deep in the addiction now. I know it.
Mateo Zytkoskee
Dec 31, 20201 min read
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Trial of the Century
. . . maybe a raccoon came in the house and did it. Yeah, I bet a raccoon did it!”
Mateo Zytkoskee
Dec 26, 20204 min read
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The Whale Heist
As we motor across the choppy Alaskan water on our way to Clark’s point to shower, my dog Roy neurotically bites at the icy cold spray...
Mateo Zytkoskee
Jul 7, 20205 min read
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Concerned Citizens
My peaceful afternoon had shifted from zen to paranoia in the course of twenty-minutes. I couldn’t believe Gary was leading me into . . .
Mateo Zytkoskee
Jun 9, 20205 min read
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The Amazing Adventures of Mr. Marbles - Episode 1: The Pot Farm
Beginning about ten feet away from the tree, chest heaving with righteous indignation, he suddenly charges forward at full speed . . .
Mateo Zytkoskee
Jun 4, 20203 min read
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